Want to download free music?

Then forget about it. It ain't gonna happen. It might, yeah. But get ready to tear out 100 strands of your hair. (yes! hundred!. Now shut up).

Not ready to lose your precious shampooed hair? BUY CDS! Gettit? Buy them, rip them into mp3 or mP4 (whatever you want), and play them on YOUR computer, and YOUR iPod/Flash memory player. DO NOT SHARE!. Because that way, the other person will have to rip out 100 strands of his/her hair. (yeah 100 you f***ing retard. Stop asking questions will you?).

I must have ripped out about 99 strands of my hair. (Yeah ninety nine. I'm above the system :P). Why you ask? BiT FRIGGING torrent! Azureus! And most of all, FRIGGING AirTEL! Those bloody f***ers. Hate them. They have NAT problems at random times. (my port forwarding is all right) (someone please remind me that I have to call them and shout.) And I hate the leechers who were giving me problems, and whoever else who caused problems. May those leechers rot not in hell, but spend countless nights with either Paris Hilton or Jessica Simpson (or both if my downloads go bad again). (don't laugh. You won't realise how awful that curse is untill you actually experience it. :P) (NO I HAVEN't :|).


So let this be a lesson to you all out there : You wanna download something, and act as a leecher, I know countless other curses.

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Now Playing : Old Age (Nevermind Outtake) - Nirvana [Sliver - The Best of the Box]

Now Downloading = Aerosmith Discography.
Where? = Azureus Bit Torrent client.

Download speed = 20 KB/ps (WHY? *curses*)
Seeders connected = ZERO! NONE! SHUNIYA!
Seeders in network = 100 (WHY AREN'T THEY CONNECTED TO MY CLIENT? *curses again*)

Leechers (bastards) = 24
Leechers in network (all the bastards) = 79

Total size = 1.9 GB

Total downloaded = 350MB
Total uploaded = 490MB (stop laughing tards)

Now, am I unlucky or what? :|

*faints*